According to the report, Petroske had a blood alcohol content level of .09.
“I approached the driver’s side vehicle and observed Petroske to be completely naked. Petroske is attempting to grab clothing scattered around the vehicle,” according to Gafford’s report.
Gafford allowed Petroske to put on his clothes and began further questioning, inquiring about his nudity.
According to the police report, Petroske explained: “I was … uhh … hot. I like to drive around naked. I don’t know what to say. I’m embarrassed.”
Gafford noted Petroske was unable to touch the ends of fingers together and couldn’t count one to four. The officer also asked Petroske to recite the alphabet from A to Q.
“Petroske began with ‘a-l’ and then stated ‘l, m, n, k, w, x, y, z.’ Petroske was slurring his speech throughout,” according to Gafford’s report.
Only .01 above the legal limit and you can’t count from one to four or recite the alphabet? Oh man.