I know this format is way old at this point, but this is spot on and fucking hilarious. “You look like that girl from Slumdog Millionaire… More like that girl from “The Office.”
Edit: Mere hours after I posted this, an unaware idiot said I “look like that chick from The Office.” HAHAHAHAHAHA. I should start keeping count of how many times people say that to me, because it’s definitely in the double-digits by now.
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